Headjuiced Badge

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Description

You followed all the fruity crumbs and peeped the 20 lessons brought to you by the letter 'Resistance.' Whether or not you chomp-a-chomp on this tasty knowing is up to you, but now you know it's time for the other half of the battle.

Associated History Monuments

Location Table

Lesson Graffiti Zone Location ( x z y )
Headjuiced Nova Praetoria -5337 17 834
Headjuiced Nova Praetoria -3119 -76 550
Headjuiced Nova Praetoria -3709 -7 -1769
Headjuiced Nova Praetoria -5882 -15 -2395
Headjuiced Nova Praetoria -4962 -15 2567
Headjuiced Imperial City -2099.5 -35.8 -1654.8
Headjuiced Imperial City -242 -47 -485
Headjuiced Imperial City -2356 -16 -2929
Headjuiced Imperial City 590 -55 -1402
Headjuiced Imperial City -2783 -10 3376
Headjuiced Neutropolis 1217 -56 -959
Headjuiced Neutropolis 4049 -72 -855
Headjuiced Neutropolis 3261 -60 513
Headjuiced Neutropolis 6326 -72 1073
Headjuiced Neutropolis 5811 -39 3048
Headjuiced Underground Nova -3161 512 60
Headjuiced Underground Imperial -1532 336 -2645
Headjuiced Underground Imperial -819 272 -5247
Headjuiced Underground Neutropolis -1314 -1088 -3627
Headjuiced Underground Neutropolis -987 -1216 -2151

Lesson 1

Lesson 1, located in Nova Praetoria. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Don't Believe Your Eyes - Just because it all looks jim-dandy don't mean that's what's really goin' on. You're dreamin', sleepyhead. Wake yer peepers and you'll see that it's not all sunshine, rainbows, and unicorns havin' a tea party.

Location

Its coordinates are (-5337, 17, 834), 259 yards NE of the South Aetna marker.


Lesson 2

Lesson 2, located in Nova Praetoria. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Don't Believe Everything You Read - Just because it's on a poster don't make it true. Someone got paid a fat wad of cash to put those words in print. And who was handing over those tasty bucks? Surprise! It's COLE! Read between the lines and you might just see his beady little eyes peeping you a good one right back.

Location

Its coordinates are (-3119, -76, 550), 217 yards W of the Imperial Bank of Praetoria


Lesson 3

Lesson 3, located in Nova Praetoria. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

The Tunnels Are Your Refuge - Did you wake up and see that wonderland ain't all toothy cats and tea parties? Then go follow Alice down the rabbit hole and take a big ol' chomp from a slice of the tasty, tasty truth.

Location

Its coordinates are (-3709, -7, -1769), 163 yards N of the Elyssian Avenue marker. (NOTE: There are two markers for Elyssian Avenue. The plaque is closer to the marker in the NW corner of the zone.)


Lesson 4

Lesson 4, located in Nova Praetoria. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Your Thoughts Are Not Your Own - Like all that flashy gizmo doodad biotech you see lately? Also like Seers reading your mind? You probably do, since they've been shovin' those thoughts in your scrambled little noggin. Think about that for a for a moment...or can you?

Location

Its coordinates are (-5882, -15, -2395), 47 feet NW of Underground Access C.


Lesson 5

Lesson 5, located in Nova Praetoria. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

The Police Are Not Your Protectors - Sticks and stones will break your bones, and so will the boys in blue and gold. They're here to keep you in line, not help you. You're a squealing little piggie and they're the big bad wolf, got it? And they've got the sticks and stones.

Location

Its coordinates are (-4962, -15, 2567), 218 yards S of the Resistance Underground Access location.


Lesson 6

Lesson 6, located in Imperial City. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

This is the Cage and You're the Guinea Pig - Praetor Berry is the best propeller-head Praetoria has ever seen. And you're the best test subject he's ever seen, too. Welcome to your new life as a technologically assimilated lab mouse, chomper!

Location

Its coordinates are (-2099.5, -35.8, -1654.8), 38 yards N of Underground Access C.


Lesson 7

Lesson 7, located in Imperial City. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

All That Glitters is Not Gold - Like jumpbugging around in a world where the streets are paved with gold? Scratch that surface, chomper, and all that paint crumbles away showin' Cole's mug chortle-snortlin' in your face.

Location

Its coordinates are (-242, -47, -485), 166 yards SE of Aureas Marker.


Lesson 8

Lesson 8, located in Imperial City. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Behavioral Adjustment = Thought Control - Gotta bugbump in your head and thinking of moseying up to the Behavioral Adjustment Facility for some attitude change? Well, Cole has something in mind for you. Your mind, which he's gonna scamp right out from outta your nose.

Location

Its coordinates are (-2356, -16, -2929), 518 yards NE of Logos marker.


Lesson 9

Lesson 9, located in Imperial City. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Ghouls = Your Doom - They give you the shivery-wivveries every time you look at them, don't they? It's because you're peeping something that's gonna happen to you if you don't stop Neuron Technology Unlimited. It's unlimited, alright. Can't make a 'perfect' omelet without breaking a few citizens, right?

Location

Its coordinates are (590, -55, -1402), 268 yards NW of Aureas marker.


Lesson 10

Lesson 10, located in Imperial City. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

There is No Mercy at the Psychiatric Hospital - Want a bowlful of brainbugs to slurp down in the morning? Then head on over to that Hospital and join in with those smilies, the Seers. How's that for a recommended daily serving of mercy for ya?

Location

Its coordinates are (-2783, -10, 3376), 369 yards SE of the Four Gables waypoint.

Lesson 11

Lesson 11, located in Neutropolis. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

You ARE Being Watched - Did you see that person on the street just disappear around the corner? Where do you think they went? Maybe they were following you? Anyone standing around watching you read this right now? Yeah, chomper, you're finally seeing it.

Location

Its coordinates are (1217, -56, -959), 438 yards NE of the Neuron's Reach marker.


Lesson 12

Lesson 12, located in Neutropolis. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Don't Drink the Cole-Aid - Got yourself a thirst that needs a-quenching? Chug down a can of Beefy Pop before you even think of slurpin' on that Enriche! Oh yeah!

Location

Its coordinates are (4049, -72, -855), 344 yards N of the Loyalist's Underground Access point in Lambda Sector Island.


Lesson 13

Lesson 13, located in Neutropolis. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

The Pen IS Mighty, but Swords Leave a Mark - Papa Vagabond always says 'don't bring a pen to a gunfight.' Words will never hurt you, but bullets sure will make you all Mister Swiss Cheese. So get your own and scamp it up!

Location

Its coordinates are (3261, -60, 513), 207 yards WNW of the Imperial Bank of Praetoria.


Lesson 14

Lesson 14, located in Neutropolis. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Knowledge is Power - All those Praetors know this, so you're just gettin' the gristly bits while they're mackin' down on a prime cut of Filet McPower. The truth - take a look, it's in a book.

Location

Its coordinates are (6326, -72, 1073), 501 yds NW of the Keyes Island marker.


Lesson 15

Lesson 15, located in Neutropolis. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Be the Revolution - Shut your yaptrap and you'll get pushed outta the way like any other squiggly-zibble. Johnny, get your spine and take it to the Tyrant!

Location

Its coordinates are (5811, -39, 3048), 236 yards SSW of the Keyes Island marker.


Lesson 16

Lesson 16, located in Underground Nova. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

The Tunnels are a Battleground - Sticking inside stinky shadows is all coolstyle, but you ain't the only chomper down there. Pick on someone your own size and you'll get scamped by anyone. Check your six and you'll be in the pipe five by five, capice?

Location

Its coordinates are (-3161, 512, 60), 61 yards W of the Resistance Surface Access door.


Lesson 17

Lesson 17, located in Underground Imperial. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Beware Things That Go Bump in the Night - Listen up, boiz and ghouls! That bumpity bumpity you hear all the time in the tunnels? Those are Ghouls who are doublestyle lipsmacking thinkin' about mackin' down a helpin' of Hambone. And that Hambone is you, Flippy!

Location

Its coordinates are (-1532, 336, -2645), 126 yards N of Sector C Marker.


Lesson 18

Lesson 18, located in Underground Imperial. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Trust No One - Don't read this message, Chomper! There's all kinds of funkamunch that people are hiding, even signs. Use your brain and you won't obey the fnords!

Location

Its coordinates are (-819, 272, -5247), 367 yards NW of City Access B.


Lesson 19

Lesson 19, located in Underground Neutropolis. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

Look Up Often - Wanna be confusinated all slipperstyle? Then wait for your friendly neighborhood dropbears to pay you a visit, and they ain't bringin' you any tea and cookies! Keep an eye to the pie in the sky or cry and die. Know what I'm sayin'?

Location

Its coordinates are (-1314, -1088, -3627), 35 yards E of the Sector B marker. (NOTE: Currently, there's two Sector B Markers on the map. The one you want is the Marker in the yellow zone to the north.)


Lesson 20

Lesson 20, located in Underground Neutropolis. Click image for larger version.

Inscription

There's Safety in Hubs - If you wanna be a chomper, stick your snout in the ground and hit the Hubs triple. But if you're a scamper, you, too, can be the next contestant on Yooz Gonna Get Blowed Up All Funstyle!

Location

Its coordinates are (-987, -1216, -2151), 67 yards SSW of the Resistance Surface Access.


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